Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Bunny Ranch



Every time I'm down on them, my mind wanders. 

Do I remind them of an old crush from social studies class? Do they fantasize that I'm an old girlfriend’s sister, or  an old girlfriend’s mother, or even an old girlfriend's father? The list can go on: an old waitress from some diner off route 10; the girl from the shopping mall, the lady from the gas pump with the heels and red mustang, the married co-worker, the busty cashier graduating high school. I can be many women, but most likely clients are content with me being who I am: a grey-eyed blonde prostitute. 

I wonder what parts of me bring them back 25 years. Is it the goose bumps on my breasts? Is it my waist, my shoulders, the vanilla scent between my thighs? Is it my pink, spidery hands? My tan is fading. They pay me nonetheless. They pay me well.


As I was wondering all this, the man cups his hands around my face and pulls me up to his mouth. He is breathing fast; all the pleasure and anxiety bellowing into his head -- his eyes filled with nothing but primal desire. It's a look I'm used to, that I get off on. I suppose that's why I've been doing this for three years. He whispers to  me that I'm a goddess. He tells me he wants to stick it in me.  

“That’s extra,” I say.

“How about just the tip.”

“Still counts.”

“Come on, baby. Just the tip”

“Extra,” I say.

He’s quiet for a bit and after a few seconds I ask him what he wants now and He says what the hell, if he’s going to spend the money then he’s going to stick it to me, and add in another girl. Go big, I guess. I go and find an available bunny girl. 

My girl comes in and we kiss and touch each other for the guy. We tie him up, then he ties us up. Then he wants my partner. He wants me to watch.  I get down off the bed. She’s tied down by all four limbs and her back is arched off the mattress. Her red cherry hair hangs off of the foot of the bed. 


"Do the dance for him!" She says. She cocks her head around to look at me and forces her girlish laughter. "Show him that special move while he fucks me." Girlish laughter, small wink.


But I sit on the floor facing them. He enters and she makes noises and laughs and tells me to dance. Over her body, the man stares at me like I’m empty, and I wonder if I’m reminding him of a young neighbor across the street; if he looks for me every time he asks his wife to make love with the blinds open, and she says yeah, baby. She says, yeah I'll fuck you. If he looks at me hard enough, I can remind him of anything. 

The man is lightheaded again and his face reminds me of a toilet bowl by the way his pepper hair wraps around from ear to ear; like the rim of the seat. He could be my father, in the way I could be his daughter, and he knows it. My father also looks at me like I’m empty. "Be back soon," my father  said. He said, only once. Both men have kind eyes. Maybe I should have just let the customer have the tip. Maybe the only reason why he asked in the first place was because he trusted me enough to give him what a man deserves. What he as a husband, father, lover deserves. But trust is like money, honey. You spend it, you lend it, and you can sometimes get robbed and in this business, I can't afford to do any of that.


My other bunny girl sighs out  another laugh and moan. She's close to climax. I can see it in the tenseness of her muscles, in the slight vulnerability that her closed eyes bring. We all love sex here at the ranch. It would be a dead business if we didn't. We have to be able to let it all go here. We have to be open, assertive and comfortable in order for the customer to be. We are paid to knock down their walls. We are paid to fuck, suck, squeeze, pinch, blow, and whip those walls and inhibitions away. The orgasm is not sacred here. Nothing is. The man’s body swells and he becomes heavy headed. I sit naked and erect on my knees on the shag carpet. His mouth hangs open and his eyes squint shut. Concentrate my dear old man. Time is money. Sex is money. My body is money. Worth nothing more, and nothing less. 

He wipes the sweat from his forehead and laughs, “That’s the quickest I ever came.”
The redhead says yeah, baby and I continue to stare at him and he continues to stare at me as the redhead laughs and sighs and praises him. We stare at each other like we are reminders of each other. Like he knows me from somewhere all too familiar. Like I'm the little girl his wife gave birth to. Like I'm the little girl he gave allowances to. Like I'm the little girl he that he left behind 25 years ago. I escort him out of the "Blooming Lotus" room, smiling. 


"Come back soon," I say. 

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Anxious for the Revival

I am anxious for the revival -- with fire, with blood. In fire, in blood.

Monday, November 26, 2012

5 Months Ago

5 months ago I figured I'd be in a small studio apartment infested with fleas living with a sharp-nailed alabaster cat named Myrtle after an old lady, or old beach in Florida with nothing left but mismatched plates and stained dish towels that didn't match with fleas and their feces on the rugs, on the quilt, on the green chair with that one dark stain and the blonde cat hair that I sit on anyway and eat my dinners of yellow rice, baked chicken, and a few pickles just for kicks and I watch TV on a TV that sits on a wine rack, and not a TV stand, though it should be on a TV stand for it is too big for the wine rack that doesn't hold any wine just DVDs like Men in Tights and All Dogs Go to Heaven, and The Big White, which I have yet to watch but need to since I'm only borrowing it from my Canadian coworker that sits in the cubicle next to me and says funny things to herself like "holy buckets" and "cracker barrels" when she gets upset and I laugh and then I begin to talk to myself to fill in the gaps of silence but someone complained and now we can't talk as loud anymore so I just go back to working quietly nowadays and come back to the studio apartment as I imagined it 5 months ago before I moved in but to my fortune -- the cat, the chair, the rugs, the blankets, sheets and dish towels are vacant of any fleas or flea feces so I sort of just wander around the place double checking for fleas and mold and kitty litter crumbs that Myrtle (beach) drags around the laminate wood floor and think about how I just want to write and how I've been a bit too lazy to read since I generally just hope to fall asleep in a decently short amount of time but nonetheless I pick a book up to read a page and become tired and sleep and wake up for work, and work silently in my cubicle and laugh at the Canadian and come home and yell at the shedding cat and clean up her kitty litter crumbs while a rice and/or pasta dish cooks with half-frozen chicken that I don't even like and think about watching a movie, or reading a book, or writing in this blog or in my journal or in my phone's notes, or think about a few months ago and all the dreams that get dreamed in that amount of time and how I can remember all of them, and forget them all at the same time.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

The New Year

Every time another month begins to come to a close, I have another ounce of hope return for the new year is approaching and thus, I am 30 to 31 days farther away from a most dreadful year. Naturally, 2012 will rank lower on the scale of shitty years as I age, but for now, I have no shame in saying that I am grateful to be slowly running away. Running, running, running with a sigh of relief with each pounding step to the pavement. Momentum.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

And You, You Swept Me Away

Like the last song
on a Tom Waits
tape. Blue Valentine,
Blue Valentine,
my Blue Valentine.

You are my death
wish, my terrible,
grotesque death.

Alone again,
BlueValentine
on the run from
infested love
inflated love
exaggerated
love.Karmic love,
imploding like
a collapsing
red star.

Blue Valentine
you little death,
my galactic
love.I am on
the run again
crossing your path
one last time.And
you, you swept me
away.

And I am
infested with love
like a maggots to a dead corpse.
Inflated with love
like a dirty
dog with worms.
And I am on
the run.



Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Lovers



Like 2 blind elephants mating in a China shop without a regard for anything. But that's mostly because, well -- because they are blind. Quite a problem for the locals. The clumsy, yoke-generating mammals wrecking everything in their path (fences, gardens, homes, bridges). Were the poor creatures' affair so fragile that they couldn't wait? Could they have not waited for the arrival to their own, private paradise? Just beyond that crumbled home, and collapsed bridge. But again, they are blind. Forging ahead at a reckless speed to a place that they've managed to imagine in their equally love-struck, and equally small and precious minds.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Conversations with Boys

Location: Poor Paul's Bar on a bar stool, at the bar
Time: Roughly 11:59

A boyfriend? Nah, man. Boyfriends are for the gays now. So yeah, I'm single. No I'm not involved with anyone. What do you mean, "am I just trying to have 'fun'?" Of course I'm trying to have fun. Oh, you mean, hooking up? Like sex. Do I go around looking for dudes to bone me, is what you're asking. No, it's fine. I know that's what you mean. And you're probably asking because you need to know whether or not you need to keep half-ass flirting with me, or move on to the shot broad across the bar. She looks pretty easy She'll pretend to like it, to want it just as much as you do. She prides herself in Slut Status. You think I'm funny? That's sweet. I do like the attention.

No I suppose I'm not like other girls. Not like the other girls you try to get with, like that blonde creature over there. She doesn't know how big of a waste of time boys are yet. Wait a minute, now. I said boys. And by boys I mean, sex with boys. What do I mean by boys? Guys my age, or our age rather. Yeah, you think I go around wasting time trying to fuck 23 year old dudes? And what, watch them hump me like a puppy and his first plush squeaky toy rabbit? No, I've had good sex, and none of it involved one night stands, flings, casual dates, or college frat parties (that would be a rape-trap waiting to happen). No, I rather just wallow in my sexual frustration and return home alone. No it's not preferable. Of course the real thing is better. A real penis I guess (like those fleshy, veiny things that you keep hidden in your pocket?). But you're not it. You're not the real thing, you know what I mean? You're not what I really want. You're enough to provide me with mediocre sex, little to no oral and enough passion to buy a stick of gum. Leaving me with the pitted feeling. Slightly empty, slightly ashamed and slightly attached to you from the act of intercourse itself. I'd keep the fling going but only to eliminate that feeling of diminished value. I'd have to become a bit clingy, and you'd be obligated to entertain me so I could muster up enough confidence and worth to let you go. Or perhaps you find me too aggressive and ultimately ignore me ( because I'm a problem) until I go away. The latter is more likely. But after that severance (we both would be relieved) I could go back and do it all over again. Probably find another person just like you at this very smokey, sticky grimy bar that my friends and I go to in order to pretend we are interested in screwing bearded baby faces.

You're right, I have had a few horrible experiences and I should give people more credit, especially you. You have been engaging me this whole night. I'm still not going to sleep with you. I mean, I'm bored and lonely enough to, don't worry. Don't feel rejected too much. I'm imagining what it would be like to be in bed with you right now, even. But I know my expectations would be too high thus leaving me more disappointed than I already am with being alone. You wouldn't know what you're doing, and I have no intention of playing instructor (no, wait -- that vagina needs to be appropriately lubricated -- have you not figured out the difference between a dry pussy and a wet one? Or does it not matter enough to you to care?). I just don't have the energy level to pretend to enjoy horrible, inexperienced, rough, dry, rushed sex anymore. It's nothing against you, you just got here a little too late is all. Maybe you could blow me away with your skill level at foreplay (that weird heavy petting that feels just good enough to warrant a frustrated moan). We have no intention of forming a real relationship, so why go through all that secret shame? Why do that to yourself, I ask. Because you're trying to have some fun? Because you're trying to have a good time? I see.

Of course I want to live life to the fullest. You only live once, right? However, do you know how much paranoia sex causes to the single, sexually promiscuous girl? Pregnancy tests, doctor visits, STD testing, HIV testing, the extra number to the partner count and what it does to her reputation. The battle with insecurities, the dormant daddy issues. It goes on and on. Sex and desire and lust is a natural thing, to me. I can support that lifestyle -- if you can handle it. I know personally, I cannot. Which is just one of the many reasons why I will not sleep with you.

Oh, you just want to get to know me? This is just a casual conversation amid the dark jungle of mating calls and sexual displays? I find that hard to believe. You may be enjoying this conversation, but sex will always be at the forefront of your motivations along with every other male and female in this bar. We are an emotional, sentimental and lustful lot. Primitive, resourceful, and lonely. Everyone wants to fuck everyone.  Of course I think everyone wants to sleep with me. You  make it so easy. All a girl has to do is bat her fake eyelashes, cough up a little glitter and BAM, you're in. Literally. 

Whatever the case, like I was saying, sex with someone within our age group is a waste. Sure it's a way to gain experience. But I rather gain that experience with someone that I can call the next day and not feel like I'm being too clingy or wrestle the insecurities that I never address due to the emotional neglect from my father. How do I plan on finding someone to be with, you ask? Well I don't plan on being a celibate bitch forever, it's just not my time right now. And anyway, remember what I said about boyfriends. Boyfriends are for the gays, now. So I'll hang back while they weed out the unobtainable's. I can wait until I'm 25. I can wait that long to date a 30 year old and it not be creepy. I'm assuming they will be better at love than the rest of us at this point and time. Until then,  I'll sip on my Turbodog, smoke a few cheap cigarettes, engage in a few conversations at the bar, and return home, once again, alone and in peace.


Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Stubborn Bull

He has things to hide now. She knows it, in the same way he senses her vague secrets. Who is he texting? Who is she texting? Why does she come home late from work? Why isn't he here when she gets home from work? Love can make you psychic, but they are too ashamed of the failure to really listen to the answers, or really care to. What did it matter now. A person wants to feel valued, and they were too bitter to provide that reassurance to one another. Other people can provide it, in a limited way. A very limited, but effective way. Also, in a horridly depressing way -- most likely. But she sabotaged it all, he sabotaged it some, and now, well, co-living in an empty space? What's worse for her is that she has no place of refuge but the bathroom stall on the fifth floor of her work. Not many women use it, not many people on the floor. There she can emotionally wreck herself on the toilet, blow her nose, wipe the runny mascara, and pull herself together for another 4 hours, or 2, or hour and a half. Today she did not last 4 hours.

Eyes swollen, tired, wet, and heavy hidden within the jungle of beige cubicles. Grateful for the cubicles.Grateful for the job. Grateful for the release of emotion that has finally swelled so high, even she, the stubborn bull, couldn't contain it. She was worried about her lack of emotion over the last few months. She can put up a wall so high she can barely see over the top of it. All to stay  to "hang in there." However, now that she was being told to do so with contrived compassion from him, she could do nothing more but imagine taking a metal baseball bat to his Gibson SG. She clearly needs time to release the residual bitterness from the months leading up to the fall out. As for now, she knows that it is time to rebuild. Not so much the wall, but the foundation for a stable home. A stable woman, girl, and being -- on top of the hill where the wildflowers are.

Monday, June 11, 2012

435 West Park Avenue

West Park Avenue was supposed to be about that next step. You know the feeling of that step. It's the one that's supposed to be the natural reaction to the events thus far in your life. The step that is supposed to be a positive progression to the next step after that, though unknown. Which, is fine, because you finally made it to this point in your life that you wanted, that seemed right, that warranted genuine excitement and the absolute adornment of life itself. Love, love, love -- love love love (yes, that is a Heartbreak Kid reference). High hopes, solid expectations, full, unconditional trust of someone else, and most importantly, of yourself. Then, things fall, unexpectedly, to shit.

We loved each other, of course it made sense to move into a decrepitly charming house right off sorority row: 435 West Park Avenue. Front porch, virtually no inside insulation or ventilation, hammock, car port, half-sized fridge, mold. The mold. What a foreboding foreshadow of what was to come.  I've scrubbed that mold infested ceiling countless times. I risked becoming blind, the ammonia soaked skin, the breathing of poison and unnatural fumes. But it always came back. It never really went away.

Looking back, we could have always done more. Always. But we never do, do we? Because deep inside our thoughts is the truth. The truth is that I knew I could never really scrub it away. I knew it would always come back because we kept up the same habits, and did nothing to prevent it. Instead, we just kept the door closed, the window locked and payed no attention to the lack of a ventilation fan. The steam was the only thing that kept us warm during the winter. What more could I have done with that mold? So much more I assume, whatever "more" really means. I finally quit trying, and now it looms over me during ever shower and routine powdering of the nose. I'm bitter at that mold.

A relationship obviously takes more than love and trust. It takes a monstrous amount of effort.. Effort in all realms. In ours -- too personal to name here. I think we gave it our all. I think that's all that matters. But, again, "more" could have always been done, and sometimes lovers resent the other for being forced to do such a thing.

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435 West Park Avenue served her part. She did all that she could do. She couldn't do anything more, because she's a house. But we could have. We had the ability to stop the mold from forming, but we didn't do anything about, did we? Like it was something out of our control, some blackness that left us helpless, and even left us severely empty of compassion.So it goes (yes, that is a Slaughterhouse Five reference).

Friday, June 8, 2012

At Peace, Before Renewal

She sat cross-legged facing the water at a quiet park. Huffing and wired just minutes before, she walked briskly, anxious to move and let go of all the nervous energy. The water, trees, and wind calmed her in the early evening of Spring.

She closed her eyes and dreamed. The wind stopped. The air became neutral and light. The buzzing of the cars and cicadas silenced. She was now standing at the place that once stood a home fit and strong. A place that housed a little girl slurping up marinara noodles with dirty fingernails. The heart of her that once was scared and rooted with innocence. The history of heartbreak and violence tortured and destroyed what was left of any those past roots. Now, there was only a field of wild flowers. Wild weeds and tall grass sprouting through every square foot of old grass and cracked concrete. She didn't know what to do with them. Pesky and meaningless the wild flowers were, but beautiful in their own right. She hadn't a clue what to rebuild on the once solid foundation -- or how.

Something told her to leave the wild flowers be for now, to leave the ground to renew and be replenished. The home may be gone and everything she once knew with it, but the wild growth of the earth was there. Her heart will relish in those new wild roots, for better and for worse. For happiness, and sadness, she will rebuild. There will be inspiration. There will be trust again and strength. She will move forward slowly with each sunset, with each sunrise, with each horrendous storm. But for now, she will rest where the wild flowers grow. She will breathe lightly again, ready for renewal.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Distance

Singing to old music on a long drive is a sure sign of healing and happiness.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Babies Cry

She could be so in love right now, but then remembered how incredibly sad she was for the world.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

This sucks

Oh, fuck. Family is family but if the family member is an alien then I have no real familial obligations -- right?

Monday, May 21, 2012

Sick Sister-Stranger

I wonder if other people go through this. The feeling of acceptance of a dark matter that is inescapable. Maybe it has to do with a sibling, like me. Maybe it has to do with a cousin, a parent, a friend. To call it dark is unfair. There must be balance in the universe, even in our small human ones in which we call our lives. Dark and light. Calm and calamity. That's what I suppose this is.

 I'll cut to the chase -- my sister's court date is this Thursday. It was supposed to be last week, well, actually the week before that. (May 10th was my dad's birthday, then the next week, May 17th, was my parents anniversary -- isn't that something?) Anyway, due to some uncontrollable circumstances, the court date has been moved to this Thursday. No special personal holiday or cause for celebration this week. Just a normal May 24th. My parents will not be traveling 3.5 hours again for this one. They gave their testimonies the previous Thursday.

Her court date is for the judge to decide whether or not she should be committed to a state hospital for up to 6 months. She has been in Tallahassee's emergency mental center for 2 months...the most a patient is supposed to stay is up to two weeks -- tops. It isn't a great place. What mental hospital is? I walked in and thought I would see nurses administrating shock treatment.

"She's sick," my mother says.

Who are we to really know? Maybe Rachel really is from another planet. Maybe she really can speak to angels. It could be possible that she really is on a mission from God. Maybe she really doesn't need medication. She claims that she doesn't. Medication is poison, she says. Maybe she can heal herself. Or maybe she really is bi-polar, schizophrenic, or has some borderline personality disorder. Needs to be in a controlled environment and watched all hours. The only theory left is that she is possessed by some horrible demon that remains dormant, only waiting until things become too good to be true. My sister has the heart that Jesus himself would be proud of, but my sister is under constant attack from herself. She's a warrior, and I respect her for that, but she is has mistaken the enemy. She stands alone.

She's too much for this world. The world isn't big enough for her. If only I knew the solution. I don't. I have no other choice at this point but to agree with the rest of them. My sister is sick. My sister needs medication. My sister needs help. My sister will always be in the bottom of the spiral and will drag my family down with her if we let her.

I am choosing to be present at this next hearing. Rachel will be present for the first time (she was not in attendance last week for unforeseeable reasons). It will be my duty to testify against her if she is to make a case to not go to the state hospital. I would be doing a disservice to my parents if I didn't. Though, blatantly rejecting the service of my older sister will be one of the most difficult situations I have yet to face. My mother had it easy. She didn't have to look her daughter in the face that day. I have the high chance of doing so, and it rips at every square inch of my heart every time I imagine it. To be her last vague link of support, and then to destroy that link in front of 15  or more strangers.

She may scream at me, she may launch over the witness stand and attack me, she may weep in her seat and make a big scene. Or she may present herself quite tall and calm. I don't know which is worse.

Looking at the big picture, I ask myself, "what's the big deal?" Oh, right. Advocating to send a loved one away to a less than pleasant place (a dreadful place, I imagine) -- all against her will. She will be fighting and screaming the whole way through. It is supposed to be in her best interest. But again, who am I to know what is? Who are we? Best interest? Just another way of trying to make our lives more bearable. Put her in a "safe" place just so we can have our lives back. It's in her best interest.

It all seems so dark. But through all the chaos and stress, I do believe this situation has brought my remaining family closer than we would be if Rachel wasn't in her current state. We aren't the best communicators, nor the most affectionate, or that openly supportive. However, this thing with my sister has given us something to rally together for. Maybe that's her so-called mission: bringing a relatively normal, but distant family together. Balancing act.

I know everyone and every family has a similar situation or experience. Mine has been going on for 27 years, how about yours?

Monday, May 14, 2012

No, No, This is Relevant

I'm not much of a human being. I sit and talk, sit and talk, sit and walk and walk and walk with no where to go. Except to Target to get some running shorts and sunglasses. That way, I can at least fit in here in Tallahassee. Now that summer is in full swing, yoga pants have been tossed aside. Now it's running shorts (could be a location thing). Maybe they got the memo about yoga pants and camel toes. Tired of competing for the best original vagina shadow. The best ass squeezing-spandex bulging out to the side with every step. All a man had to do was imagine the black skin-tight material as, well, skin-colored -- depending on the skin color that he liked best at the time. Doing the world a favor by keeping comfortable, are you? Sexy without being "sexy." Are you the reason why birth control isn't free? Walking behind you gives me a headache, like your wide ass is just slapping me in the head everytime you take a step. Right step -- smack. Left foot -- smack. Smothered by ass-crack like some amateur porno.

Have we gotten so bored with cleavage and mid-drift that we have resorted to the last sacred private area of our bodies? Shorts these days are another story. They are either already cut out to be your father's worst nightmare, or they can be easily adjusted to become so. I can walk into a trendy 21 forever store and buy "appropriate" length shorts (hard to find, however). I can still do that with skirts, as well. However, upon washing and drying, they shrink back down to the size of their $14.99 cousins back from the store. This is a fabric quality issue, but nonetheless, can't a young, semi-modest girl catch a break? I shouldn't have to go into Old Navy and betray my fashion sense by buying Bermuda shorts because I'm forced to shave my bikini line just to be trendy. I don't have time for that shit. I'll shave my crotch when I'm good and ready for the world to see it, not when I'm running to Publix for hot-dog buns in the middle of the summer in Florida. By the end of the summer, I'm back to donating to Plato's Closet all my ass-cleavage bottoms. They take them and give me 5 bucks because some other girl will buy them, and will inevitably look super hot wearing them. YOU"RE WELCOME, girl who competes with other girls for best vagina shadow. This is Florida, not Chile (camel toes are apparently big there).

I digress. Again, ladies, have we gotten so bored with our bodies that we have resorted to the one area that (in my eyes) should remain the last delightful surprise even if it is for that one night stand? I'd like to think that maybe these clothing decisions were a last resort. That maybe she felt silly in her cut-off Abercrombies, was having a bad day, or felt un-pretty and went for the pant that would allow her to slip more easily into the crowd without being noticed.But surely that isn't the reason, and even if it was, the method backfires every time. Surely I'm not the only one that notices the gigantic letters sparkling right over her ass (PINK, COLLEGE, BRAND OF BEER). Surely I'm not the only one to instantaneously fixate on the curves of her thighs leading up to the cavern of space between her legs. The smoothness of the skin against the fabric; the motion of the confident and controlled walk of a woman. The way her back naturally arcs into a soft round hill of muscle that gently rolls back to the point at which the gaze first began: the VAGINA. The small inner dips and crevices of her vagina; her box, her pink vortex, her wilted flower, her pacman, black hole, vice clamp, lady parts, cookie, muffin, apple pie, her poor sweaty suffocating vagina  (I say sweaty because we are in Florida -- everyone sweats, and everyone sweats everywhere). Doesn't sound so sexy any more does it? My bad.

Anyway, I guess that's why my sisters from other misters decided to switch to running shorts. More airy, less intrusive, and overall less hygenic problems. I'm following suit because at least running shorts are more believable than yoga pants. Running shorts allow us to seem like we have an agenda to run, or like we are too lazy to squeeze into our junior sized hot pants we like to call shorts. Yoga pants are a half-ass attempt to look fit, be comfortable, and sexy. However, it still maintains the perception of a sexually desperate single girl vying for attention of sexually estranged boys -- and victory as the hottest vagina on campus. That's admirable.

The yoga pant may be dwindling for now, but they will be back come fall, and I'm sure we all will be waiting for the sexy spandex porn that the seemingly practical pant will provide.I hope I helped to induce excitement in you for this spectacular event in vagina flaunting.


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Raw Food

After beginning to eat on a raw foods diet, the next step is to see a UFO then maybe speak telepathically with animals.

Monday, May 7, 2012

When We Stopped Being Human

When we stopped being human, leaving became a painful familiarity. Loving became a shivering, sleepy existence. At least we called it love -- as hollow as it was. Though, when it fell upon us, it poured. We absorbed it into every porous muscle in our frame. Like rain and earth.

draft

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Like Sunburn

Out there in the sun.
Sometimes I see you when I look up towards the sun. Hurts my eyes and makes them ache.
And the sun burns my skin to red.

The whole body stinging and itching as it heals.

Just like a broken heart. The whole body stinging and itching as it heals.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Normality by Habit

When does visiting your sister in a mental  hospital become normal?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

They were free

They were afraid. They were scared. They were afraid. Oh, they were so scared, and it felt so good! It felt so good. They were free.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Frida


This was on my Pinterest earlier this week. The first two comments speak for my superficial, idealistic Americana-beauty obsessed generation pretty well. Some comments defended Frida's image and art. But again, the first 2 comments really speak multitudes for America's sick, tumorous  occipital  lobes. Today celebrating womanhood is only done so when we feel tan, clean-shaven, even-faced, and made up. I'm probably just sensitive due to my own battle with my own mustache and uni-brow. I'm probably wishing I could be as brave as Frida, and as tan. But that's just it. I'm sucked into this obsession with magazine beauty just like the rest of them. Maybe it's part of the human nature to be turned off by the aesthetic of woman facial hair. Maybe it's the invention of TV at fault. Whatever it is, to judge a women's beauty that is non-American without realizing the natural differences of cultures spread across the entirety of this huge world is borderline ignorant. So I shall judge those commentators for their comments, and they shall judge the beauty of an icon. A nasty cycle that winds and winds and winds, just like NASCAR. America, fuck yeah.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

If Not Now

Sacrifice - the surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.



Letting go was a sacrifice they were not yet ready to make. But if not now, when?

Gone are the days of the sacrificial lamb in turn for something of higher value to the spirit. This was a sacrifice of the flesh and blood of love. The burning of the whole beast, the bull, with all its bones and its makings of an animated body. A holocaust in the traditional sense. Holo - whole. Caust - burnt. It was a surrender, all for something of a higher rapturous value; though, what that was, they were unsure of.

Something worth the while of angels, perhaps. Something better, brighter, and swimming in the cessation of pain. Deconstructing the ties of love for the sake of sanity, peace; for self-worth, self-awareness and value. For the sensation of pale slate blue skies, and a golden, sacred ground to stand upon. But these were all just lullabies for the heart, easing the recognition of dark imps that travel the winding vessels within the brain's muscles. Destroy and sacrifice. Destroy to sacrifice. It was futile to have hope in all of this calamity. But if not now, when?

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Mold

She couldn't tell if her throwing up was from the heartache or from her smoking 2 cigarettes in a row. Probably the latter, though, the heart remained in the same burdening state throughout the heaving, and only released itself slightly after the toilet flushed. The nausea was the same feeling as when you eat too much candy on Halloween. She had a weak stomach, regardless, always hacking after only one shot of tequila. She tried to control the desire to expel her dinner, only going to the bathroom to run some cool water over her skin, but upon stepping up to the sink, the corrosive smell of cat piss hit her nose. The rug on the floor was kicked up against the tub, and when she picked it up to confirm her suspicion (a bad idea), the smell of piss wafted into her face and throat, and suddenly she was face planting in the toilet. So perhaps her puking was from the cigarettes and the cat piss combined, but, nonetheless, the heartache of love loss remained in her top reasoning for the sickness.

The truth is impracticable, she thought. Or maybe he said it. She couldn't remember even though she was just outside smoking those cigarettes with him, explaining the truth -- 10 minutes ago. He had to dig it out of her, but she was able to do it. She crouched over the sink and washed her hands. Splashing cold water on her face trying to rub off the stale mascara. In the mirror's reflection she noticed more mold forming on the ceiling. Growing on top of the layer of paint that was used to disguise the other layer of mold underneath. Why would they try to cover it all up in the first place? Why bother?  As the tension in her nervous system continued to reach a balancing point, she joined the one that she betrayed back on the front porch. Lies, denial and fear will swell up in the body, poisoning it as much as any large amount of vodka. The corruption of the spirit, and its loss of integrity will cause the skin to bubble and dry, the energy to drain, and its own heart to harden. The spirit's heart hardens not against the outside world, but against the ego that had set such fire and disgrace upon it. She knew what she should have and should have not done. But what is there to do once she's already gone and done it? She could hear her father's voice cracking a joke, "You gone an' fucked up now there girl. You must be cruisin' for a bruisin'." Those words didn't really seem relevant, but it was the idea of laughter that she was after anyway.

She sat outside. A wooden cocktail table separated the two of them. He continued to smoke and make small philosophical talk of the dualism between mind and body and its counter arguments. His defense mechanism as an intellectual.  A brown moth flew down on the table and she stretched her finger for it to flutter up on. Perhaps just trying to prove to herself that there was at least one creature in the world that still respected her enough to be close to her -- to touch her. The moth vibrated its wings and she could feel the tiny tickling sensation on her right hand

"I think I need to go lay down inside. I feel sick," she said.

He took a drag of his cigarette. He told her not to bail on him now. He didn't want to be alone -- even more alone than he was. Then he poured himself another shot of whiskey. He was impassive, but it was a front, and they both knew it.

"Isn't it funny?" She said. "Even after all I've done to you, you still don't want to me to leave you out here alone. I would just be inside, you know? But even after all the pain that I personally cause, you don't want to be alone because I'm still better than nothing."

"Now you're exposed," he said. "Now you're more predictable. Now I can feel closer to you than I ever have before."

"I'm sorry I couldn't do that for you sooner."

She stared at the brown moth, still settling on her skin -- pale and dry and ashy, the moth and skin. She stretched her hand down to the edge of the table to transfer back to where she found it. "Go," she said, and after some hesitation, maybe from confusion, the moth fluttered off. Even after she yearned for the approval of the little creature, she became quite done with it rather quickly. She appreciated the abbreviated relationship from the moth. Though, the moth, too, was ready to go for it flew out of sight soon thereafter.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Noodles

She slipped. She fell. She cried from the pain of the slight break of skin on her knee. She ran inside. She sat at the table -- her legs dangling up above the floor. She ate a bowl of spaghetti and suddenly all that was left of the falling incident were marinara-stained cheeks, and a slight hum while she slurped up the last bit of noodle -- her legs now kicking back and forth from satisfaction. 

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Nightmare

Many nights I have nightmares. Many nights I wake up alone in the bedroom, afraid to open my eyes, afraid to close my eyes. My only comfort is Myrtle Long-Cat laying on the pillow next to my face. Big orange and white ball of pet dander, dirt, dust, fleas and fur. Had she known my dream? Dreams. The most recent, but most recurring is the black shadow demon -- as I imagine it to be. It never comes to me in some abstract outlandish dream where I'm running through a maze of monsters, or slugging through hell.. It comes to me like I know reality, Always in my bed, silent, always while I'm sleeping, always the feeling of the present moment. I'm always aware, always chanting for God, and Angel Micheal to shield me. To lay a barrier of white light over me. "I am God's child" I say, "I am God's child. He is my power and my source." I tell it that I know it's there, "go away! you aren't welcome!" But it just sits on my chest, silent and strong until I realize it's all a dream and I wake up. These are the dreams. Then I rest in my bed without any sense of being surrounded by good, nor evil. Just me, feeling the drained energy of a warrior that has just battled something much larger and more mystical than himself. But this recent dream, this time, my voice failed me. The only weapon I had to protect myself was disabled.. I couldn't get the prayers out. Always fell short.. " Protect me Go--."  Gasping for air. Fighting to speak. Struggling to pray. I felt it slip in. I felt it feed off my curiosity, filling in the cracks of my psyche. Fortunately, and suddenly, it was pushed out as quickly as it entered and I wake up -- as I always do. Again, next to the cat. She seems to be doing alright. No strange glances across the room, no hissing, no running, just a strange stare at me saying, "why did you wake me up?"

I'm no longer afraid of it, of the thing that fights against me in my dreams. It has visited me since last summer. Each time becomes perpetually predictable. We fight, I struggle, I scream for the heavens, it ends. But, still,  I am afraid of one thing, and that is if it does win, if it does take me over, that I have no Godly idea that it did and I lose the battle without even knowing of my surrender.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Human Existence vs. The American Dream

And the children cried, "But we are the children of God!"


To which the men in black suits go, "But we are the ones to give you jobs."